PUPPET UP! UNCENSORED

stand up comedy las vegas

MUPPETS GONE WILD!

If ever this

mad,mad,mad,mad world

needed “It’s a

mad,mad,mad,mad world full of puppets”

IT’S NOW!

PUPPET UP! Is a freewheeling high comedy spectacular performed by the irreverently funny adult arm of the Jim Henson Company that has been entertaining audiences, selling out shows and thrilling critics from coast to coast and around the world, and it has now found a home here in Las Vegas at The Venetian Sands Showroom. This show is performed each night by world-class puppeteers and over 60 unruly puppets, with heightened technology and a reimagined set that brings you the audience into a dynamic and spontaneous off-the-cuff comedy and outrageous story lines, ensuring that no two shows are alike. Think…The Muppet Show meets Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Each skit, a special guest puppet or puppets join the puppeteers as they tackle a series of spontaneous improvised sketches, with only a few random ideas from the studio audience and their host. With little information and a lot of imagination, the puppeteers depict a variety of characters and scenes, and even perform songs.

Speaking of which, I am ready to break out in song and dance as I perform as my Puppet Up! alter ego “Bad Bodacious Belinda” aka “Triple B” set to George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone.

On the day I was sewn
The puppeteers all gathered ’round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
Puppet Master Brian Henson spoke up
And he said leave this one alone
He could tell right away
That I was so badly sewn

So badly sewn
Badly sewn

B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Badly sewn

I broke a thousand socks
Before I met you
I’ll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be your puppet baby
Yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey
That I’m badly sewn
So badly sewn
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Badly sewn

I make a rich man beg
I’ll make a good man steal
I’ll make an old man blush
And make a young boy squeal
I wanna be yours my handsome baby
Yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey
That I’m badly sewn
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Badly sewn

Now when I walk the stage
Hoteliers  and  Gamblers step aside
Every man I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya my handsome baby
Well ya see I make my own
I’m here to tell ya honey
That I’m badly sewn
Badly sewn
B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
(Hoo) badly sewn

Make no mistake that this is the freshest, funniest, furriest night in Vegas.

According to the New York Post, Puppet Up! is “Raunchy, trash-talking puppets that’d make Miss Piggy blush.” Las Vegas DMC, Destination Fabulous, issues the following Tipper Gore like warning… WARNING: This show may contain ADULT CONTENT –  ADULT  LANGUAGE – OFFENSIVE HUMOR –  INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. In other words, leave the little ones at your local Kid’s Quest or with Nanna for the evening. As far as a Las Vegas corporate event is concerned; not so much (especially if your H.R. Admin is within earshot).

These puppets are as advertised “As bad as you want them to be…” This is Muppets for grown-ups; as it is uncensored salacious randiness at its finest. It’s a huge great bloody show sweetie!

Puppet Up! or Blank Off!

Belinda

p.s. Is that a sock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Sources:

www.puppetup.com

Bad to the Bone

By George Thorogood, George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Songwriters: ERIC BARRIER, NATHANIEL THOMAS WILSON

© Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

For non-commercial use only.

Albumpalooza © 2018. Used with permission from Live Music in Vegas Inc. Copyright 2018. All rights reserved.