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Welcome to another rollicking edition of DMZ, the Destination Management Zone…WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS ENDS UP ON DMZ. Brought to you by Las Vegas DMC – Destination Fabulous. Once again we find ourselves closing out another fabulous year, and ready to ring in a New Year here in Las Vegas “The Entertainment Capital of the World!” Who really needs Hollywood when we have more than our fair share of celebrity gossip and innuendo?  

My, oh my! Where to begin, where to begin?  Lamar Odom… seriously what was he thinking? Well, that’s the point, he was thinking with the wrong head! Come on, who really wants to be locked away in double wide in the middle of the Nevada desert  in Lyon County with two questionable “Goddesses” at The Love Ranch? Tragic, but not nearly as tragic as the “K” Klan (no, not that Klan) aka the Kardashians who all showed up in tow bedside at Sunrise Hospital (surprisingly void of cameras) to maximize their exposure, and share in the limelight of what was truly a horrific event.  The Kardashians are completely shameless, but I digress. (Did you really think we could have a gossip column without mentioning the Kardashians?)

Now onward and upward (pardon the pun), let’s talk about the ever evolving Las Vegas entertainment landscape, and the current events that we here at Destination Fabulous call Vegas KnowPower™. Here’s the 2016 rundown, and it goes like this:

Headlining Entertainment

Las Vegas Natives THE KILLERS & WAYNE NEWTON will be the first acts to take the stage at the new $375 million arena owned by MGM Resorts and AEG Live on April 6.

(It’s only fitting that the new Las Vegas Arena open with the biggest and most successful performers to come out of Las Vegas)

George Strait (I guess the cowboy didn’t ride away after all) will also perform April 22-23 and Sept. 9-10 at the new  20,000-seat Las Vegas Arena (naming rights TBA).

Janet Jackson will bring her Unbreakable World Tour to the Las Vegas Arena Saturday, May 14 for the rescheduled dates replacing her two cancelled shows at AXIS Theatre due to illness. (Rumor has it Caesars Entertainment is now the one who is ill.)

As previously posted on Facebook and tweeted by Las Vegas’ preferred destination management company, Destination Fabulous, another mini-residency with ~20 shows next year is headed to The AXIS at Planet Hollywood on April 27 starring Lionel  “Dancing On the Ceiling “ Richie. He’ll appear upside down in the same theatre where Brit Brit will continue headlining for another two years, and actress/author/fashion designer/dancer, and American Idol Judge JLo will pick up her residency on Jan. 20, 2016. How does she continue do it all and look so great? (Thank goodness for that pact with the Devil.)

Carlos Santana 2016 performance dates at the HOB at Mandalay Bay will mark his fourth “Smooth” year there.

 Celebrity “Insignifica Significa”

My personal favorite Bruno Mars was immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds  Las Vegas http://www.venetian.com/hotel/attractions/madame-tussauds.html to celebrate his 30th birthday.  It should also come as no surprise that beautiful Bruno whether dipped in paraffin or live in the flesh is also available through our Destination Fabulous DMC’s XtremeEntertainment™ talent booking service. Like I’ve said before, I love this guy. He is just so good. And oh, so waxy… (Oops , I meant to say sexy!)

Flamingo headliner ONJ (Olivia Newton-John) will be the WOTY (Woman of the Year) for the Nevada Ballet Theatre’s 32nd Annual Black & White Ball on Saturday, January 23, 2016, at Wynn Las Vegas. (OMG YOLO LMAO! #greasedlightning)

Brit Brit premiered her Aristocrat’s Britney Spears Slot Game at Planet Hollywood. It features Britney’s most popular top-charting hits, including “Hit Me One More Time, “Toxic” “3”, “Oops I Did It Again,” and “Crazy”. It has two base game features, four entertaining bonus features and a $10,000 single site progressive jackpot. (Head shave not included.)

Food & Beverage Developments

The new Pete Rose Sports Bar and Grill opened for breakfast, lunch and dinner has an outside patio

and features his historic baseball career memorabilia. (FYI “Charlie Hustle” belongs in Cooperstown’s

National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum. Ex Commissioner Bud Selig belongs in the Hall of

Shame…just sayin’.)

Sensi closed at Bellagio and will open this December as Harvest by Roy Ellamar with an open atmosphere and exhibition kitchen. (Clothing optional)

Buffalo Wild Wings opened the brand’s first Las Vegas Strip 24-hour wings and sports bar location inside the Miracle Mile Shops with a retail section. (Take that Hooters at the Palms!)

The Beatles REVOLUTION Lounge at The Mirage closed to develop a new concept for 2016. (Imagine there’s no liquor / No wells below us / Above us only SKYY)

Stoney’s Rockin’ Country reopened in Town Square. “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)”

Shake Shack, a modern “roadside” burger stand, opened its second Las Vegas location off the Strip in Downtown Summerlin.  (Howard Hughes is smiling in a penthouse suite somewhere in the sky.)

34th Floor Hospitality introduced two new concepts offering breakfast, lunch, and dinner downtown at Rick Harrison’s Pawn Plaza: Inna Gadda Di Pizza and Pawn Donut & Coffee. (“At my shop, family comes first, and money comes second, depending on who ya ask.  But the best part: You never know what’s gonna come through Chumlee’s back door. This is Pawn St*rs.”)

Perennial UNLV booster and benefactor Born and Raised BAR opened at 10050 Eastern Ave. in Henderson. (“Greetings and Salutations to mascot Hey Reb!”)

Developing News

Wayne Newton’s 52-acre Casa de Shenandoah estate is now open for tours and the new sign has been hung at the Visitor Center. (EXCLAIMER: “Danke Shchoen” included with admission. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is NOT included with admission.)

Siegfried & Roy introduced four tiger cubs Liberty, Maharani, Hirah and Justice at their Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat at The Mirage. (R.I.P. Mantecore)

Sea Monsters Revealed opened adjacent to Shark Reef Aquarium inside Mandalay Bay and runs through October 2016. (“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…”)

SPEEDVEGAS a 100-acre speed and supercar experience broke ground on the $30 million motorsports complex.  (No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you…he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’.” – Days of Thunder)

The Ferrari dealership at Wynn Las Vegas will close to make room for a different attraction. (Cirque anyone? The over/under is another Walgreens.)

The 11th Annual Las Vegas Great Santa Run benefitting Opportunity Village was held downtown Saturday, December 5th(“RUN, FORREST, RUN!”)

Ethel M Chocolates lit up its 22nd annual Holiday Cactus Garden. (And a partridge in a pear tree…)

Food Tours of America from Dallas expanded to Las Vegas with tours focusing on popular restaurants. (Hooters at the Palms is NOT included on this culinary tour de force.)

Japanese artist Tatsuo Miyjima debuted his 18-foot-high mirrored pagoda work “HOTO” in the United States at The Shops at Crystals. (Rumor has it, that MGM Resorts are charging for parking due to the complimentary public viewing of this work of art…but I could be wrong. We’ll PASS..PARKING ADDED SURCHARGES SUCK)

Celebrating its 31st year, the 2016 Nightclub & Bar Convention and Trade Show will return to Las Vegas March 7-9. (R.I.P. Tryst)

Las Vegas will host the presidential candidate debate Oct. 19, 2016, at the Thomas & Mack Center on the UNLV Campus. To learn more about the Nevada political arena please clink the following link to read my blog: Trump This! http://www.desfabdev.tpidev7.com/trump-this/#more-12533

NYE 2016

It’s time to ring in the New Year to the sound of registers as Las Vegas’ megaclubs prepare for your clubbing shenanigans. So turn to Las Vegas party planner, Destination Fabulous, to cut through the red ropes whisking you and your party through the stanchions in true “VVVIP (Very Very Very Important Person) STYLE” to your own private booth complete with bottle service!  Here’s a quick update of announced headliners and door charges if you should choose to go it alone and be blocked by the human oak trees at the door. (Not all burly doormen are blood thirsty Neanderthals)

Resident DJ Tiësto will be the headlining artist for New Year’s Eve Thursday, December 31 at Hakkasan Nightclub at the MGM Grand. ($175 men, $125 women.)

SCOTT DISICK AT I OAK ($175 men, $125 women. Kourtney Kardashian NOT included.)

DJ SHIFT AT THE BANK ($100 men/women.)

NICKI MINAJ & MEEK MILL AT DRAI’S ($150 men/women.)

J.COLE AT LIGHT ($70 men, $40 women.)

DIPLO AT SURRENDER ($82 men, $55 women. Random…we know.)

SNOOP DOG AT TAO ($101 men, $51 women. We’ll blame these price points on the “Don Juana!”)

ALESSO AT XS ($100 men, $50 women)

Last but not least…

CALVIN HARRIS AT OMNIA ($250 men, $125 women. The very real possibility of spying TSWIFT…PRICELESS!!!)

And now, without further ado please join me in a rousing rendition of Auld Lang Syne as sung by Billy with an honorable mention coupled with rights and permissions duly noted…

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of Auld Lang Syne.

For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,
For Auld Lang Syne,
We’ll take a cup of kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne.

And here’s the hand, my trusty friend
And gives a hand of thine
We’ll take a cup of kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne.

For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,
For Auld Lang Syne,
We’ll take a cup of kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne.

Songwriters: BURNS, ROBERT/STOTHART, HERBERT/WARD, EDWARD /

© Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Peermusic Publishing, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group

Lastly, raise your glass as we toast to the New Year courtesy of the Chairman of the Board, Mr. Frank Sinatra, “Here’s to your health and my good looks!”

Fabulously yours in 2016,

Belinda “I’m A Lawyer!” Maguire

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